Thursday, October 7, 2010

Standin' in the Light of Your BTA Halo

Back into the vaults we go!
Meet Lange. Great guy, athlete extraordinaire, handy man, and now, archangel.
He's for sure getting through the pearly gates for this effort alone. I mean, that demure bowed head, those perfectly crossed arms, that lei around his neck. Wait, what? And what's with the light saber? Looks like just another night at the drag show. I mean, on the town. If he was smart or better versed in BTA he woulda taken that feather boa out of his pocket and slapped on some wings. Also the knees are wrong but I don't really care.
I do understand why he held onto the light saber though, you never put down your weapon! Especially on a pub crawl. Guaranteed someone would have stolen it for the night, and that'd just be sad for Lange. Good news is that he could have traded for an inflatable mallot, a barbie cellphone, a bedazzled vest, or even a fireman's hat.
So, good decision to hold on to whatchou got.
This gets a wholehearted Cloud 9/10.

1 comment:

  1. Angels had accessories too! Gabriel played his blinged out trumpet with one glittery glove.

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